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I am blatantly stealing this from glockart.

ATTENTION CREATIVE FANDOMERS: OFFERING BRIBES!!

I have pairings/fandoms/characters that I adore that are either not often drawn, or at the very least not drawn together. I accept this, but I can't deny that when I see them written or drawn, it fills me with glee.

Therefore, in an effort to get more of what I want, I want to give you something you want.
YES THIS IS A BRIBE.

In exchange for a drabble/drawble/wibble/doodle from one of my favorites, I will give you at least a drabble and.or some icons of one of your favorite fandoms/pairings! (I prefer drawbles/sketches, since I can't draw for crap, but whatever floats your boat.) OR I could also take a picture that reminds me of you. (but that wont be fandom related)

Here's how it'll work:

1) Post your bits OR comment with your choice (of what you're doing) from my list, and let me know what you'd like me to draw for you!

2) I will write ANY FANDOM provided you give me some references/places to get references for fandoms I'm unfamiliar with.

3) Smut is fine by me. In fact, if you DON'T want smut, you should probably tell me.

4) absolutely no deadline on this

5) there can be repeats!!

6) If I list a show or book with no characters after it, it means that anything is okay by me.
ADDITIONALLY, I AM PRO-CROSSOVER. So much so that I write it nearly exclusively at this point. In fact, if you crossover on me, I'll probably "pay you back" double. And really I guess part of this is to see what cross-overs other people come up with.

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I'm moving everything here over to wordsofpear and shutting this journal down as of 08-20-10
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I live secure in the knowledge that someone on my friendslist will not only get this joke, but laugh as hard as I did.

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aracale and I are co-writing for NaNo. If you'd like to follow along and/or beta, you can join j3kink.

Be warned that scenes will probably be out of order or written in chunks.
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TITLE: MINE
SERIES: Part of a duet with “MEANWHILE”
DISTRIBUTION: Just let me know and link back here.

RATING: NC-17
WHY?: Violence, Gay Sex, Blood, Schmoopyness

CHARACTERS: RPS – Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki & implied Chad Faust/Patrick Flueger

DISCLAIMER: If I was in charge of the world, these boys would be naked and fucking constantly. Sadly for all parties concerned, I am not in charge, I am only a raving fangirl.


Big heaping schmootchies to my (forcibly enlisted) betas aracale and castiel for sitting through me whining about my first J/J fic and for telling me that it's perfectly fine for Jared to slam Jensen's head against the wall. You guys rock harder than Jensen!Lips.


THAT patented Jensen LOOK only turns us on more AND this is MY house!Collapse )


Please to be feeding the feedback whore or the muses will not help me write part two.

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TITLE: The Road To Hell
SERIES: Not as such, but it's in the same DeanVoice that some of my other fics are.
RATING: soft NC-17
WHY?: Incest, Wincest, Multiple Partners, Gay Sex and too many hot brothers for one night club.
CHARACTERS: Sam & Dean Winchester (Supernatural) AND Connor & Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

DISCLAIMER: "A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was Supernatural. And we looked at it and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Dean doth look upon Sam with lust, and that was not likely to be included in the next episode, so we said “Screw it!” and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."

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I have several Saints/SPN bunnehs in my head. So please leave me feedback as to whether I should try to beat them into submission.

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TITLE: BLUE
SERIES: none
RATING: Hardish R
WHY?: Boys doin' it, Wangst
THE PLAYERS: Elijah Wood & Billy Boyd with cameos by Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom

DISCLAIMER: "A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was Middle Earth. And Peter Jackson looked at it and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Sam doth look upon Frodo with lust, and that Mr. Jackson was not likely to include that in “Return of the King”, so we said “Screw it!” and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."


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FINIS

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TITLE: I Knew It!
SERIES: Red Notebook
RATING: NC-17
WHY?: Wangst. Torrid Lockerroom Sex. Boy on Boy Action. Light S&M.

THE PLAYERS: Jay (Christian), Matt, Jeff, Adam (Edge), a brief FULLY CLOTHED cameo by Hugh Morrus

DISCLAIMER: "A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was the WWE. Vince looked at them and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Matt doth look upon Jeff with lust, and that Mr.McMahon was not likely to include that on the next episode of Smackdown, so we said screw it and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."


I KNEW IT

CARGO PANTS!!!Collapse )

Feed the feedback Gods or they will wither and die.

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TITLE: Red and White
SERIES: Nope!
DISTRIBUTION: Just tell me where you’re posting
RATING: R
WHY?: Cutting (No Sex)
CHARACTERS: Draco Malfoy
DISCLAIMER: "A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was Hogwarts. And J.K.Rowling looked at it and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Harry doth look upon Draco with lust, and that Ms. Rowling was not likely to include that in the next book, so we said “Screw it!” and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."



RED AND WHITE

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Send me feedback or I’ll hex your lube!

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TITLE: It Was Different This Time
SERIES: yes, it’s just not titled yet
DISTRIBUTION: Just let me know and link back here.
RATING: R
WHY?: Angst, Schmoopyness, Het Sex
CHARACTERS: Dean Winchester, OCs
DISCLAIMER: "A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was Supernatural. And we looked at it and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Dean doth look upon Sam with lust, and that was not likely to be included in the next episode, so we said “Screw it!” and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."

WARNINGS: Mary Sue AND Mary Jane OCs. I put the OOOOO in “Mary Sue.” Eat it.

NOTES: This is set a couple years before the first season. So Sam is still at college. This contains a vauge spoiler for first season episode "Route 666."


IT WAS DIFFERENT THIS TIME

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TITLE: A Man In My Position
SERIES: Red Notebook
RATING: NC-you know the rest
WHY?: Gay Sex, Bondage, Torrid Locker Room Scenes
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just let me know
CHARACTERS: Adam Copeland (Edge), Jeff Hardy, a bit o’ Billy Kidman for sauce.

DEDICATION: For saturdayshoes because I blame her for anything involving wrestlers.


DISCLAIMER:
"A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, there was the WWE. Vince looked at it and saw that it was good. And all was right in the world. But then, we saw that Matt doth look upon Jeff with lust, and that Mr.McMahon was not likely to include that on the next episode of Smackdown, so we said screw it and wrote it ourselves, even though we do not make any money off of this. And all was right with the world."




A MAN IN MY POSITION

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I don't even know what this is, other than vaguely winchestery.


FUCK PANTS

Maybe it's because you're creepy.Collapse )

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In honour of this journal, I have to post the first fic I ever REALLY posted in public.
I wrote it many many moons ago and now it just cracks my shit up.
I figured since it was about a notebook, it was fitting.


TITLE: Did You Need Something?
RATING: R
WHY?: Mention of TEH GAY SECKS.
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just let me know.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own any of the wrestlers, I just like making them do dirty things.
SUMMARY: Matt Hardy catches one of the WWF’s physical therapists writing “fiction”


DID YOU NEED SOMETHING?

The next part gets really....STEAMY.Collapse )


*falls on floor laughing at herself*

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